sniffling:

a snitch bitch forreal

(Source: streetworldview)

catpun:

PEOPLE WHO THINK YOUR GRADES REFLECT YOUR INTELLIGENCE 

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igusakat:

EHEHEHEHE

excessunrated:

heddykase:

This is you. This is where all your thoughts are kept. Every other part of your body is used to protect and sustain this. 

That is just… horrible.

101 Ways to Seduce Jake English - By: D. Strider

mrharrisonford:

METHOD NO. 1: PAINT YOURSELF BLUE.

HELPFUL TIPS:

  • be Strider
  • maybe Dave

FOLLOW THE PHOTO EXAMPLE:

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RESULT:

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cincosechzehn:

mutaharu:

play with us squidward

THIS IS LEGITIMATELY HORRIFYING

toadlyoko:

So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era. 

kingofbear:

when someone says their eyes change colour

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roncheg:

it seems, i’m back home=D

quick Thor+Loki sketch)

 dedicated to a new <younger and cuter:3> version of ChrisHemsworth-without-a-beard*_*

ohaidanturners:

if u can’t handle me at my hulk then u sure as hell don’t deserve me at my bruce banner